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YOUR NUTRITIONIST ON STAFF.
$99 A MONTH.

You did the work. You learned how to Answer Hunger, build an Epic Breakfast, eat to fullness, and live inside The Funnel. Now keep a professional in your corner, every week, for about what you’d spend on a gym membership.

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YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS WORKS.

The hard part is staying with it.

When you were in the Mentorship, you weren’t guessing. You had a nutritionist to ask, a group that got it, and a rhythm that kept you close to what you’d learned.

Then life happens. A busy season, travel, a hormone shift, a stretch where the old habits creep back in. Not because you forgot what to do, but because doing it alone is harder.

Continuing month to month means you never have to go it alone. It’s how the women who get lasting results keep them: not by being perfect, but by staying connected.

WHAT’S INCLUDED EVERY MONTH

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Full access to the Metabolic Mentorship curriculum

Revisit any lesson, anytime. Hearing it a second time, from a new place in your life, often lands differently.

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4 open coaching calls every week with me

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Bring a question, a win, a stuck spot, or just listen in. That’s roughly 17 calls a month, under $6 per call

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24/7 support in our Telegram group

Revisit any lesson, anytime. Hearing it a second time, from a new place in your life, often lands differently.

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Complimentary access to The Metabolic Reboot

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Including the next round starting November 21st. The Reboot is $125 on its own, so your first month more than pays for itself.

A LINE ITEM WORTH HAVING

Most of us already budget for taking care of ourselves:

A gym membership

$60–$100/month

A yoga studio membership

$120–$180/month

Nails every few weeks

$60–$90 a visit

Each of those is worth it. But none of them changes how you feel when you wake up, how steady your energy is at 3pm, or how you feel about food.

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For $99 a month, you have a Board-Certified Health and Wellness Coach and Registered Holistic Nutritionist on call. Someone who specializes in midlife women’s metabolism, and who understands the diet programming most of us have been soaking in since we were girls.

And you don’t get me once a year at a check-up appointment. You get me every week, in real time, when you actually need me.

WHY NOW

The holidays are coming. This is the season when most women drift: more events, less routine, more “I’ll deal with it in January.”

Joining now means you’ll go into the season supported, do the Reboot with the group on November 21st, and come into the new year steady instead of scrambling.

QUESTIONS

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes. No contracts and no minimum commitment. Stay as long as it’s serving you.

I’ve been away for a while. Is that okay?

Absolutely. That’s exactly what this is for. Come back wherever you are, with no catching up required.

Do I need to attend every call?

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Not at all. Come when you can. The calls are there when you need them, and the Telegram group fills the gaps.

When does the Reboot start?​

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November 21st. As a member, you’re in at no extra cost.

Billed monthly in USD. Cancel anytime.

© 2026 by eat.simple

I'm a board certified health coach, but not a licensed medical professional. The information provided on this website; in my social media profiles; and in my health coaching programs is for informational purposes only and is not intended to substitute professional medical advice, diagnoses, or treatment.

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